Exhibit A: Crying baby.
Exhibit B: "Mama, I do nuffing. I do nuffing."
Exhibit C: Formerly dry, naked baby now wet, naked baby.
Exhibit D: Cabinet open, carpet cleaner on floor.
Exhibit E: Wet baby smells like... like.... *carpet cleaner*!!!
Facepalm
Ironically, I had just finished talking to my husband, who was admonishing me to get cabinet locks.
Alright, God, I get it. I'm getting them, I'm getting them....
Haaa. At least he's clean? Just read this one out loud to my husband for his evening dose of comedy.
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