Thursday, April 4, 2013

Life Lately

Dear Sleeping Children,

  What is it about your state of unconsciousness that makes my heart brim with tenderness, love and joyful adoration?

Much love,
your adoring Mama


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Dear Husband,

Why do you keep wasting my time and yours by putting the twisty tie back on the Dark Chocolate Easter MnMs?  That implies that somehow, they'll be around long enough to get stale.

Ha!


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Dear Children Who Won't. Go. To. Sleep.

There is a circus coming to town.  They are in need of little hands.

Tread carefully.


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Dear Dark Chocolate MnMs,

Get in my mouth.  And bring the peanuts.

Smooches,
your lover friend

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Dear Kindergarten,

I am equal parts thrilled and nervous to begin you with my Big.  But we shall embark upon you together and emerge victorious.

And hopefully, maybe, with a little luck and grace, with a reader on the other side.

A new homeschooling mama

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Dear Cosco,

I know it says something about my state in life and my priorities and my lack of, um, thrilling elements, but I seriously cannot *wait* to get a membership and get to you know you ohsomuch better this summer.

Me and you, we're gonna be big besties <3 br="">
love,
Grocery shopper for bottomless pits

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Dear CrossCountry Roadtrip,

Be gentle.  Very, very gentle.

~Trapped in car with three kids who can't read yet

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